Book cover for Bikini Jones Vs. The Sea Monsters by Patrick Thomas

Bikini Jones Vs. The Sea Monsters

2022 Released
192 Pages
3-4 Hours
Ebook Unavailable
Audiobook Unavailable
Hardback Unavailable
Padwolf PublishingISBN 9781890096991

Life is hard when you are cursed to only wear a bikini. it's worse when people are attacking you because of it.


Bikini Jones has suffered from the magic curse that prevents her from wearing anything else but a two-piece bathing suit for over a decade. It hasn't stopped her from saving the world on multiple occasions. Now a group has called for a boycott of her for what they call her immoral ways because of how she dresses.

At the same time, a sharkwoman has taken to the streets of Manhatten to avenge the surface people's pollution that is killing her people's children. And a cult of sea monsters is trying to destroy the world while the police chief of the NYPD is gunning for her.

Even with the help of her friends and her tentacled cousin, Cthulhu Jones, Bikini may be going under for the last time.




Patrick Thomas

Patrick Thomas is a Minnesota-based marketing leader, editor, and consultant. Over 20 years of publishing work he's edited New York Times bestsellers, served as managing director of Milkweed Editions, ran theSan Francisco Chroniclebook review, and developed innovative branching narrative gaming scripts. He's been fortunate to work with numerous award-winning writers, scientists, adventurers, and poets, and believes in the powerful role stories have to play in saving the planet.


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