Garfield's Guide to Everything
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Sleep -- "The best 18 hours of my day"
Coffee -- "Mother Nature's Jumper Cables"
Dogs -- "They contain 90% of the world's drool supply."
Love -- "...is splitting the last piece of pizza."
Exercise -- "My favorite spectator sport."
Mondays -- "The armpit of days."
Golf -- "That's Scottish for 'AAARGH!'"
Jim Davis
Jim Davis was Professor of Theatre Studies at the University of Warwick, UK.
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