The Comfy-Cozy Nihilist

This handbook for the cheerful nihilist contains tales to chill, thrill, and amuse:

A secret sex club that brings couples closer together in more ways than one.

The disgruntled host of a dystopian game show determined to go out with a bang.

Siblings home for the holidays and convinced their family has turned into vampires.

A lonely man who clones himself multiple times to avoid the drudgery of masturbation.

An interdimensional doppelganger with a very specific mission of murder and chaos.

Plus: A possessed confessional booth. A skeptic with a fetish for haunted houses. A low level mob enforcer with an unholy plan for vengeance.

All this and more lurk within these pages, reminding you that we're all screwed no matter what so you might as well enjoy yourself. It's later than you think...