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Lid up, pants down, bottom on the seat!
They must not have toilets in outer space, because this baby Martian keeps going in the wrong place: a bird bath, a bin, an up-turned hat. Perhaps if he masters "The Toilet Song," he might learn where to go.
Jeanne Willis
Jeanne Willis is the internationally acclaimed author and illustrator of many bestselling books for young readers, including Winnie-the-Pooh and Me. She lives in North London with her family of creatures that features two children, a couple of cats and some pet rats.
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