Toxic Tom

Toxic Tom is an adorable fluffy ginger cat. Don't dare cuddle him, though. He'll have your eyes out!

Toxic Tom simply wants to be left alone. Fed up with all humanity, Toxic Tom sets sail in search of peace and solitude.

Some would call him an anti-woke cat. Some would call him a patriotic British cat. Toxic Tom, though, doesn't really give a hoot what you call him. Just as long as you leave him alone.

This is an illustrated faux children's book -- for adults who love grumpy cats or British humor.

(NB: this is a comedic faux children's book. It contains a dappling of strong language and so is not very suitable for real children).