The Villain

Guess who's having the craziest week EVER?

That would be me.

Sunday: I get dumped by my boyfriend-right before a couple's bungee jump.

Monday: My little sister informs me that she's invited our evil, estranged mom to the wedding I've spent months helping her plan.

Wednesday: In an effort to escape Massimo Igno, this creepy friend of my future brother-in-law, I somehow end up making out with a tall, dark stranger who looks like Superman's twin.

Thursday: Tall-dark-and Superman's-Twin turns out to be my new high-profile client, and my now totally off-limits thinks-he's-the-boss-of-me client is demanding I drop everything to come with him to Rome. Seriously, did I hunt baby polar bears in a past life or something? What did I do to deserve this? Of course, with my sister's wedding to plan, I tell him no.

Friday: As it turns out, no isn't an option. My sexy new "client" is actually a ruthless, dangerous criminal. Apparently, he and the creepy guy I was trying to dodge are arch-enemies. He's been watching me for weeks, and he wants to use me to get to Massimo.

Unfortunately, I don't discover any of this until after he steals me from my hotel room in the dead of night and deposits me at his remote British countryside estate.

Saturday: I decide to fight like hell to escape my gorgeous British country estate prison.

Now, the question going into next week is, will I be able to get away from stupid-hot-villain a-holewhose stare makes my tummy do things it shouldn't, considering he's kidnapped me?

And what will he do to me if he catches me?