Please Go Away

Welcome back!
You know you won't survive this one, right?
No, no, you got lucky with the other three. But this one?
You're so dead.
How do you survive ghost highways and bloody trophies?
Mad captains and deadly songs?
Cameras gone bad or magicked hitmen?
Is that something in the deep? Yep.
But, hey, you have three collections under your belt, so maybe you have a chance...
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You! Are! So! Dead!
Personally? I'd tell all these stories to Please Go Away.
Maybe you'll make it past the first chapter.
Maybe...