Slay Bells Ring
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(Christmas Horror Comedy) It's Christmas time in Banner Elk, North Carolina. A magical time of year in a hallmark-y kinda way. Dan Helsing is a middle school math teacher there with a cat named Sméagol, no love life and a family curse that is a real pain in the neck.
When a hellish portal opens under the local orphanage, Helsing must pull on his big-boy monster-slayer britches for the first and probably the last time.
Rogue slayers, hell hounds and an old school crush back in town-this is the worst Christmas ever.
S David Acuff
ABOUT THE AUTHORS. David Acuff is a Hollywood insider, standup comic, piano recital survivor, divorced tik-tokker, father of three Jedi Princesses and self-diagnosed child prodigy.He grew up all over the East Coast and parts of Taiwan as an Air Force brat. His outsider's perspective allowed him to view all of those different lives and delicious stories and how they intersected and collided with often unexpected results.Sundance, Cannes, Tribeca... these are just a few of the film festivals his shorts and feature films have not been accepted. Jerks.He enjoys voice-acting for audiobooks as well as animated shows. He also enjoys breakfast for dinner and cheeseburgers for breakfast. His life-motto is very simple: "What doesn't kill you makes you funnier!"
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