Rules for Successful Living

A handy self-help guide that's absolutely no help at all!
RULES FOR SUCCESSFUL LIVING began in 2009 as a Facebook joke, a daily dollop of bad advice. The twisted truisms and addled adages proved popular, and they became a daily touchstone for fans and friends of author/humorist Steve Brewer.
Now here we are, 11 years later, and Brewer still writes a Rule every day. He's up to more than 4,300 now, most of them collected into this hilarious book.
"If Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry had a love child, it would be Brewer." -- Virginia Swift, author of "Brown-Eyed Girl"