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Say this ten times fast: Big bedbugs bite pet pugs’ butts!
Featuring the funniest things in life––like barf, drool, mucus, pus, and gas––Twisted Tongues is an excellent collection of more than 150 tongue twisters, all sure to gross out your parents.
Use the Twist Level meters to gauge your skill and challenge others in mouth-mangling twister games. Then enjoy riddles told by two talking boogers!
There’s loads to learn, too: Did you know that ancient Romans scraped off their skin’s oil and sweat and sold it as medicine? Ewwwww.
David Lewman has written more than sixty-five books starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Jimmy Neutron, the Fairly OddParents, G.I. Joe, the Wild Thornberrys, and other popular characters. He has also written scripts for many acclaimed television shows. David lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Donna, and their dog, Pirkle.
Grosser than ANYTHING in his books, Kit Lively lives in a small house made entirely of earwax. Not his own earwax, of course; that would be weird. He has written lots and lots of jokes for MAD magazine, Cracked, SpongeBob Comics, and many other humor magazines. Incredibly, he has a wife (Julie).
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