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HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!Did you know that God is crazy? And a girl? If not, you should probably go read the Principia Discordia, or, How I Found The Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her. Otherwise, this book won't make much sense to you. The Callipygian Grimoire contains ancient Discordian spells like "The War Song of Thule" and "The Assmonkey Curse," along with parables, mystical wisdom, and answers to questions such as "are middle managers real?" and "where do all these 23s come from, man?" Plus fun activities like mazes, word searches, and coloring pages to pass the time if you get bored on your journey to enlightenment!
Steve Johnson
Steve Johnson has been a technologist, entrepreneur, private investor, and philanthropist for thirty years, professionally specializing in building innovative technologies into successful enterprises, with a personal and philanthropic focus on education, climate change awareness, the arts, and gay rights equality. Since 2005, Steve has been spearheading efforts in New South Wales, Australia to honor and seek justice for hundreds of victims of gay hate crimes that ravaged the Australian gay community in the 1980s and 1990s, and took the lives of dozens of men, including Steve's younger brother, Scott, in Sydney in 1988. This effort helped presage a national plebiscite for gay marriage legalization, which was finally passed in December 2017.
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