Patrick McNerthney is the founding member of Outcasting, a creative services organization with a penchant for petty vandalism and exaggeration. He grew up thinking "Mexico" was spelled "Nexico" until his sisters pointed out his erroneous ways. He's rarely seen in public without other members of Outcasting, as requested by the troupe's court-appointed counsel, as well as their A&R rep, the latter of which is a strange anomaly considering they aren't a band, and certainly don't know how to play musical instruments, or carry a tune. They've written 79 books - although Patrick assumes credit for all of them, as he's wont to do, despite everyone's collective annoyance - the most recent of which is The Future Will Not Involve Underwear. No, that's not right, the most recent of which is in your hand right now, or possibly on a screen. Come on now, pay attention.